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PostSubject: joke   July 2nd 2007, 07:33

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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PostSubject: Re: joke   July 2nd 2007, 08:30

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: joke   July 2nd 2007, 08:41

good one!!! sunny

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PostSubject: Re: joke   July 2nd 2007, 11:35

haha, quality!! clown
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PostSubject: Re: joke   July 2nd 2007, 12:04

lol! lol! lol! lol!

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