made me chuckle at work today

are the tides turning?



Fat squirrel trapped behind bars
The squirrel stuck in the bird feeder before it was rescued
The squirrel had "eyes bigger than its stomach"
A grey squirrel had to be rescued from a bird feeder as it had gorged on so many nuts it could not squeeze back out through the bars.

A resident in Christchurch, Dorset alerted the RSPCA after finding it stuck in the peanut-filled

Insp Graham Hammond said that the squirrel had "eyes bigger than its stomach" and had lost its figure while feasting in the wire-frame last week.

He said it was "quite an unusual rescue".

"I think this squirrel had eyes bigger than its stomach but after it had stuffed itself with nuts, it had a stomach too large to escape the feeder - one which ironically, was designed to be squirrel-proof," he said.

Insp Hammond said he managed to widen the gaps between two of the bars with the aid of a crow-bar and a grasper - to release the squirrel, which was not hurt.

"As soon as the gap increased he shot off. I was slightly insulted," he added.

and this

Rats are enjoying a popularity boom with a 30% rise in sales at the Pets at Home chain since the release of the Disney film Ratatouille, about a cartoon rat working in a Parisian restaurant.

I'd never buy a rat tbh.

i dont need to buy one the man next door attracts them by leaving his rubbish outside the bin instead of in it and never cleans up his dogs poo !!!

though if it turned out to be Remy id let him have my bedroom immediately to live in if he cooked like that !

fat knacker of a squirell!!!!!!!!

Digital-Princess wrote:

fat knacker of a squirell!!!!!!!!

Rescue??? WTF did they do that for, should have slit its throat and stamped on its head when they had the chance.

We all know that feckers comin back armed with a semi automatic rifle and some cemtex