KEEGAN!!!

King Kev comes back to newcastle for another spell as manager Pleased about this appointment hopefully he can bring the attacking football back to newcastle like he did before

lol

The Top 20 Kevin Keegan quotes

20 'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.'
19 'I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.'
18 'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game…'
17 'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.'
16 'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.
15 'Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger.'
14 'You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.'
13 'We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine.'
12 'I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection.'
11 'Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.'
10 'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.'
9 'You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football.'
8 'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'
7 'There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.'
6 'They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different.'
5 'Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.'
4 'Despite his white boots, he has real pace.'
3 'I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon.'
2 'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'
1 'Nicolas Anelka left Arsenal for £23million and they built a training ground on him.'

some great ones there, they dont rival the old ones from murray walker though!!



# "Unless I'm very much mistaken -- I AM very much mistaken!"

# "Look up there! That's the sky!"

# "Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position."

# "And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car."

# "This is an interesting circuit, because it has inclines. And not just up, but down as well."

# "And there's the man in the green flag!"

# "That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year."

# "And he's lost both right front tires."

# "Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin. Unless this is the action, which it is."

# "And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself."

# "Mansell can see him in his earphone."

# "Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does."

# "Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place."

# "As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth."

# "Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?"

# "I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem."

# "I know it's an old cliche, but you can cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump."

# "Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place."

# "The lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact, it's just under 7 seconds."

# "Tambay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now."

# "This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been."

# "And the first five places are filled by five different cars."

# "As you can see, visually, with your eyes."

# "And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill."

# "Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher."

# "Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte."

# "Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th."

# "Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve."

# "Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen."

# "Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth."

# "Schumacher has made his final stop three times."

# "Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record."

# "And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures."

# "Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him."

# "And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over."

# "It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way."

# "Let's stop the startwatch."

# "That's history. I say history because it happened in the past."

# "And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race."

# "I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one."

# "Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest."

# "I was there when I said it."

# "Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th."

# "The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander."

# "Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it."

# "The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick."

# "You might not think that's cricket, and it's not. It's motor racing."

he is the king

they need to get him back instead of james even if its only for a few races a year

lmfao !

Keegan hahaha glad to see him back.

He never actually won anythign with Newcastle but I always enjoyed watching their matches. Hopefully he brings that exciting football back again. But then again, exciting football rarely wins trophies...